So, I’ve gotten way behind on my life. I’m sorry to everyone who has ordered in the past couple of weeks but your goods are going out today//tomorrow. Sometimes I just can’t handle all my shit and then all that shit just hits the fan and then all I do is watch dark cerebral dramas//WWII movies on netflix instant and skate around like I’m hesh. Stuff around here won’t move the speed of light all the time.

Those in Spokane should come to this tomorrow night. It’ll be delish so come lurk with us.

I’m obsessed with Brule’s Rules currently. Dr. Steve Brule has a lot of simple life lessons that are really valuable. Like if you milk tastes sour just check the expiration date dummy. Or, if you could have a girl or a jetpack.. take the jetback because then you could just fly to the girls. Or, if you have a vag-ana you don’t need a new one because you’ve already got one and if you have a pe-nus don’t cut it off just keep on it. I especially like it when he solicits bones for Richard Dunn because he is a wobbly old guy. Dr. Brule is a genius of or time and he has a cool uncle.

If I had the choice between a pretty girl and a motorcycle + sidecar, I’d take the motorcycle because then I could just ride to the girls and they would get in my sidecar. Or, I could just drive my cool uncle around like the above dude.

Wanted to share four songs I can’t stop listening to:
Still 16 by The Rantouls
Caesar by Ty Segall
T.L. Defender by The Traditional Fools
Walla Walla (WA) by Charlie & The Moonhearts

Love you kids.